Those trousers are suddenly awfully tight, eh, Doctor? Why not take them off, then? Show those Americans some German Freikörperkultur! *innocent smile*
If going afk made the Heavy (and every other class) adopt that position and mysteriously lose his shirt, idlers in servers would suddenly be a lot more popular! (At least if you asked the shipping part of the TF2 player population.)
I totally don't say that for every tf2 fanart I find where heavy is shirtless
Valve, can we get that as a taunt, please?