A Nine-Pipe Problem by TimeLordEnglish, literature
Literature
A Nine-Pipe Problem
The Medic looked up from his work at the sound of the infirmary doors creaking open. Even before his eyes focused, the hulking figure framed in the doorway was unmistakable. So was the curious way the big man tilted his head when he saw something that befuddled him.
"Ah, Herr Heavy. Is there something wrong?"
"Doctor," the Russian sniffed. "Did not think that you smoked?"
The Medic blinked in confusion for a second before he remembered the pipe clenched between his teeth. Chuckling nervously, he removed it from his mouth and tapped the bowl. "Oh, this. This is not tobacco." He took a quick look around the infirmary to make sure no one was
A Nine-Pipe Problem by TimeLordEnglish, literature
Literature
A Nine-Pipe Problem
The Medic looked up from his work at the sound of the infirmary doors creaking open. Even before his eyes focused, the hulking figure framed in the doorway was unmistakable. So was the curious way the big man tilted his head when he saw something that befuddled him.
"Ah, Herr Heavy. Is there something wrong?"
"Doctor," the Russian sniffed. "Did not think that you smoked?"
The Medic blinked in confusion for a second before he remembered the pipe clenched between his teeth. Chuckling nervously, he removed it from his mouth and tapped the bowl. "Oh, this. This is not tobacco." He took a quick look around the infirmary to make sure no one was
I don't "block everyone who disagrees with Heavy/Medic"
But I do block people who appear to be incredibly shitty people ( http://heavyweaponskawaii.tumblr.com/post/19980449139/catbountry-popcornmassacre-oh ) and/or wastes of my and everyone else's time. And you're both, kiddo.
Sorry?
Oh wait, no I'm not.
I have a stupid search channel set up for "Heavy Medic" because I enjoy seeing things that pertain to my ridiculous interests
And you know what would be nice? If it was not regularly spammed with 5-minute MSPaint doodles of the scout or TOS-violating pictures of the medic getting a blowjob from the sniper, et cetera. Seriously, knock it off.
You are incredibly fucking special for preferring bromances to gay relationships.
It's not like popular culture is completely saturated by media exalting the former and only featuring the latter as hilarious jokes or anything. And we all know sticking it to a bunch of socially-ostracized weirdos is so much braver than trying to fight the entire goddamned world.
Good job, kiddo, here is your cookie.